First & Definitely Not the Last
Hi Hi.
After reading the Weak Boy's Blog, then realised he so cmi and BHB, so decided to come up with this one. So u can say its his credit (he confirm bhb and say on his blog) that i start pouring all my crap to all the people who bother to read this.
Anyway, also let me take this opportunity to apologise to all the people who bothered to ask me about my TP driving Test today.
Well, I PASSED. Happy?? And Sorry for making all those people believe that I failed. Lol.
So now I can technically and officially drive on the road.
Anyway, this was how it went:
Woke up so damn early in the morning, not because too excited, but because my test is at 10am and its at BBDC (BBDC = Basket, Burnt Da Cash) while I live in YISHUN. Wat The Heck. My Frens ask me: u live yishun why go bbdc so far, dun know how to go SSDC?? I told them: cos when i registered at bbdc, ssdc not built yet mah. Anyway it was because u see the list of driving centres in s'pore in alphabethical order, 'b' comes first wat, so i see bbdc, register liao, dun know got such thing called ssdc. Ya, so i dragged myself to bbdc early in the morning cos 1 hr before the test got something called warm up. I thought its the BMT 5 BX or something, then turn out to be its to warm up the engine, let it run for 1hr first so when later get into accident can say cos engine overheat. So during the warm up i went driving around a bit first to test, then the instructor stun-tio me cos when he slam the dashboard i also slam the accelerator so end up going faster instead of emergency stop. Lucky my reflexes fast enough to lift the stupid leg and step the brake. The instructor thought the jerk forward because i clutch in too early. Lol. Then later finish warm up go see the testers (then those being tested called wat? Testees??) for the balloting of test routes. Then the tester gave a briefing.
"Later tester call out your name u follow him go to car ok?" Cheh, I thought call name pass already, so fast.
"Then u notice some roads the speed limit increase to 60 instead of 50, so u drive faster k? dun worry about the speed limit." Ya right. He want to fake us then 1 shot fail all. Easier mah.
"And 1 thing, bribery is criminal offence ah. So although CNY, dun offer testers ang pao ah. Heh Heh." Very funny meh? Anyway i already paid 2k for all the stupid lessons, why should i pay more?
"Lastly relax and do your best." By then I already relax so much i sleeping liao.
So i went for my test, then everything went smoothly, or so i thought. Later when I went back, my tester ask me to sit down and explain all my mistakes.
"Move too slow ah." Kaoz, play safe also not happy, later i go 140 ask him whether he happy.
"Moving off insufficient acceleration." Eh, the car sux right? Give me a sports car or something.
"Turn, never check mirror." Ok fine, when i turn left i never check right side mirror la. Fine.
"Change lane abruptly." No No (Steven Lim voice).
"Here +, there +, total 18 points. Pass." Sia la, almost fail. 20 points cannot go JC leh.
So like that pass liao la. After that the paperwork took another hour before i can go. I think they purposely wanna piss me off so i can't claim back the leftover $380 i deposited at bbdc.
Better get out of that place, like stay there longer the wallet HP (Health Points) slowly deducted sia. Anyway I dun like to drive, except maybe driving people crazy la. So dunno why i learnt driving in the first place. Maybe cos my wallet quite big, got alotta slots, so maybe must fill it with more cards man.
After reading the Weak Boy's Blog, then realised he so cmi and BHB, so decided to come up with this one. So u can say its his credit (he confirm bhb and say on his blog) that i start pouring all my crap to all the people who bother to read this.
Anyway, also let me take this opportunity to apologise to all the people who bothered to ask me about my TP driving Test today.
Well, I PASSED. Happy?? And Sorry for making all those people believe that I failed. Lol.
So now I can technically and officially drive on the road.
Anyway, this was how it went:
Woke up so damn early in the morning, not because too excited, but because my test is at 10am and its at BBDC (BBDC = Basket, Burnt Da Cash) while I live in YISHUN. Wat The Heck. My Frens ask me: u live yishun why go bbdc so far, dun know how to go SSDC?? I told them: cos when i registered at bbdc, ssdc not built yet mah. Anyway it was because u see the list of driving centres in s'pore in alphabethical order, 'b' comes first wat, so i see bbdc, register liao, dun know got such thing called ssdc. Ya, so i dragged myself to bbdc early in the morning cos 1 hr before the test got something called warm up. I thought its the BMT 5 BX or something, then turn out to be its to warm up the engine, let it run for 1hr first so when later get into accident can say cos engine overheat. So during the warm up i went driving around a bit first to test, then the instructor stun-tio me cos when he slam the dashboard i also slam the accelerator so end up going faster instead of emergency stop. Lucky my reflexes fast enough to lift the stupid leg and step the brake. The instructor thought the jerk forward because i clutch in too early. Lol. Then later finish warm up go see the testers (then those being tested called wat? Testees??) for the balloting of test routes. Then the tester gave a briefing.
"Later tester call out your name u follow him go to car ok?" Cheh, I thought call name pass already, so fast.
"Then u notice some roads the speed limit increase to 60 instead of 50, so u drive faster k? dun worry about the speed limit." Ya right. He want to fake us then 1 shot fail all. Easier mah.
"And 1 thing, bribery is criminal offence ah. So although CNY, dun offer testers ang pao ah. Heh Heh." Very funny meh? Anyway i already paid 2k for all the stupid lessons, why should i pay more?
"Lastly relax and do your best." By then I already relax so much i sleeping liao.
So i went for my test, then everything went smoothly, or so i thought. Later when I went back, my tester ask me to sit down and explain all my mistakes.
"Move too slow ah." Kaoz, play safe also not happy, later i go 140 ask him whether he happy.
"Moving off insufficient acceleration." Eh, the car sux right? Give me a sports car or something.
"Turn, never check mirror." Ok fine, when i turn left i never check right side mirror la. Fine.
"Change lane abruptly." No No (Steven Lim voice).
"Here +, there +, total 18 points. Pass." Sia la, almost fail. 20 points cannot go JC leh.
So like that pass liao la. After that the paperwork took another hour before i can go. I think they purposely wanna piss me off so i can't claim back the leftover $380 i deposited at bbdc.
Better get out of that place, like stay there longer the wallet HP (Health Points) slowly deducted sia. Anyway I dun like to drive, except maybe driving people crazy la. So dunno why i learnt driving in the first place. Maybe cos my wallet quite big, got alotta slots, so maybe must fill it with more cards man.
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