Dude, Where's My Bus??
67 Sux!
Wah Lao, today wait for that stupid bus to go home wait so damn long. At first i go the bus stop wait, thought ok la, this hour bus should be quite fast and not so pack, then wait la. Wait a while later, sia la, ok, good things must wait, so continue waiting. Then wait some more, never mind, patience is a virtue, so wait. Then wait some more, then realise got alotta buses go past, like every single bus come and go liao, except for the stupid 67. Actually I can also take 963 la, but 963 the trip is slightly longer and more expensive. (Actually only a few cents la. But u know what u can buy with a few cents or not?? Actually I dun know la, u tell me.) So I see 1 963 go past, nvm, wait for 67. Then I see another 963 go past, then I wah lao eh, nvm, maybe 67 coming. Then I see 2 963 together come, then both so empty some more. The bus driver then open the door like mocking me like that, daring me to take the bus. The bus driver then look at me, I look at him. Then we stare like that another 963 went past, make me so du lan.
But I very loyal, wait for 67. Then I look my watch, wah, lucky not 11pm, so can't be last bus gone wat. Then see, wah, finally 67 come. But as the bus come nearer, wah kao, so damn pack. I dun care, must board this bus.
Then basket, the bus stop dun open the door. I look at the driver, he look at me. Then I smile at him, he smile at me. Then I wave him to open the door, he wave me goodbye. Then he drive off liao. I stun tio, stand there eat the bus smoke. Then as the bus went past, I see the back of the bus actually empty one, just that those assholes refuse to move in further into the bus butt. Then plus the guy blocking the way there still give me the -_- look when i O_O.
Wah kana sai, I don't wanna spend the night at the bus stop sia. Then I see, wah, luckily behind got another 67 coming. This bus I must stand in the middle of the road to make it stop no matter wat sia. Then luckily this bus not as packed as the earlier one, so the uncle never try and be funny and refuse to open the door sia.
But not so bad, I remember my fren got worse: the bus not packed, then slow down as it approach the stop where my fren flag for it. Then just before it stop, it speed up again then the driver laugh at my fren and drive off. LOL.
So ok la, this one not as guai lan, but shit, make me wait for 45 mins.
Wah Lao, today wait for that stupid bus to go home wait so damn long. At first i go the bus stop wait, thought ok la, this hour bus should be quite fast and not so pack, then wait la. Wait a while later, sia la, ok, good things must wait, so continue waiting. Then wait some more, never mind, patience is a virtue, so wait. Then wait some more, then realise got alotta buses go past, like every single bus come and go liao, except for the stupid 67. Actually I can also take 963 la, but 963 the trip is slightly longer and more expensive. (Actually only a few cents la. But u know what u can buy with a few cents or not?? Actually I dun know la, u tell me.) So I see 1 963 go past, nvm, wait for 67. Then I see another 963 go past, then I wah lao eh, nvm, maybe 67 coming. Then I see 2 963 together come, then both so empty some more. The bus driver then open the door like mocking me like that, daring me to take the bus. The bus driver then look at me, I look at him. Then we stare like that another 963 went past, make me so du lan.
But I very loyal, wait for 67. Then I look my watch, wah, lucky not 11pm, so can't be last bus gone wat. Then see, wah, finally 67 come. But as the bus come nearer, wah kao, so damn pack. I dun care, must board this bus.
Then basket, the bus stop dun open the door. I look at the driver, he look at me. Then I smile at him, he smile at me. Then I wave him to open the door, he wave me goodbye. Then he drive off liao. I stun tio, stand there eat the bus smoke. Then as the bus went past, I see the back of the bus actually empty one, just that those assholes refuse to move in further into the bus butt. Then plus the guy blocking the way there still give me the -_- look when i O_O.
Wah kana sai, I don't wanna spend the night at the bus stop sia. Then I see, wah, luckily behind got another 67 coming. This bus I must stand in the middle of the road to make it stop no matter wat sia. Then luckily this bus not as packed as the earlier one, so the uncle never try and be funny and refuse to open the door sia.
But not so bad, I remember my fren got worse: the bus not packed, then slow down as it approach the stop where my fren flag for it. Then just before it stop, it speed up again then the driver laugh at my fren and drive off. LOL.
So ok la, this one not as guai lan, but shit, make me wait for 45 mins.
posted by Cjj | 8:36 PM
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