So Near yet So Far
There's still 3 weeks till I ORD, but still kana arrow shit, make me stay back till so late today.
Basket. As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as ORD mood k??
My replacement still haven't come, so I still gotta do my work, with more to come in the foreseeable 3 weeks. Kaoz. Dun later they say cancel my leave so that I go back office to 'teach' my replacement the things he gotta do.
Anyway, today me & Leroy kana called up by Big Boss to his office. At first thought he overheard us making fun of him, so kana called up to spank our butts or something. Turned out that he wanted us to get some weird software from some office up at MINDEF and then use it to design some super big flowchart for him. We were like, erm, heard of powerpoint??
But anyway he's the Man, and given his grand ideas I don't think even Bill Gates and powerpoint can come up with (more like can't be bothered with this type of shit), we suck thumb la. Then turn out that this software is some 'secret', for war type of software (sia la, they won't send snipers here cos I write this shit rite?), so very special.
Then after that, Big Boss presented to us what we gotta do. Wah lao eh, he like wanna do some school project liddat - boxes here there lines everywhere, need us to use the software to draw them out. Oh, I didn't know drawing boxes can win war sia. Must be really 3G SAF sia.
So me and Leroy took turns to use the stupid software la. Then kaoz, the software no help manual, go online, cos its a 'secret' software, so no online support. How to Use??? Then we press here click there still same blank screen until we so du lan. Then later Big Boss drop by say "So how?" Then we "Like that la. Stuck" He see we bloody hell, still blank screen, so he took over play for a while. Wah kaoz, then really got something. "See? Like that la. I so long never use, almost forget already. But lucky still remember how to do basic things. But TOO BAD I'm the boss la. So... Do a Good Job!!" Then he walk away liao. Me & Leroy just sit there o_O" & -_-".
Boss, you so good you do la.
Then the whole afternoon he keep calling the 2 of us to pass us new flow charts to add on, like we so damn free liddat. And while we using the stupid program, it also turns out the software DOES NOT recognise functions like UNDO, COPY, PASTE etc. WTF. Especially the Undo function. The creators of this program is full of shit man. The Rich only know how to sit there and mock us eh??
So suck thumb still do la. In the end finish liao already 7. Kaoz.
I ORD like no ORD like that.
Basket. As far as I'm concerned, there's no such thing as ORD mood k??
My replacement still haven't come, so I still gotta do my work, with more to come in the foreseeable 3 weeks. Kaoz. Dun later they say cancel my leave so that I go back office to 'teach' my replacement the things he gotta do.
Anyway, today me & Leroy kana called up by Big Boss to his office. At first thought he overheard us making fun of him, so kana called up to spank our butts or something. Turned out that he wanted us to get some weird software from some office up at MINDEF and then use it to design some super big flowchart for him. We were like, erm, heard of powerpoint??
But anyway he's the Man, and given his grand ideas I don't think even Bill Gates and powerpoint can come up with (more like can't be bothered with this type of shit), we suck thumb la. Then turn out that this software is some 'secret', for war type of software (sia la, they won't send snipers here cos I write this shit rite?), so very special.
Then after that, Big Boss presented to us what we gotta do. Wah lao eh, he like wanna do some school project liddat - boxes here there lines everywhere, need us to use the software to draw them out. Oh, I didn't know drawing boxes can win war sia. Must be really 3G SAF sia.
So me and Leroy took turns to use the stupid software la. Then kaoz, the software no help manual, go online, cos its a 'secret' software, so no online support. How to Use??? Then we press here click there still same blank screen until we so du lan. Then later Big Boss drop by say "So how?" Then we "Like that la. Stuck" He see we bloody hell, still blank screen, so he took over play for a while. Wah kaoz, then really got something. "See? Like that la. I so long never use, almost forget already. But lucky still remember how to do basic things. But TOO BAD I'm the boss la. So... Do a Good Job!!" Then he walk away liao. Me & Leroy just sit there o_O" & -_-".
Boss, you so good you do la.
Then the whole afternoon he keep calling the 2 of us to pass us new flow charts to add on, like we so damn free liddat. And while we using the stupid program, it also turns out the software DOES NOT recognise functions like UNDO, COPY, PASTE etc. WTF. Especially the Undo function. The creators of this program is full of shit man. The Rich only know how to sit there and mock us eh??
So suck thumb still do la. In the end finish liao already 7. Kaoz.
I ORD like no ORD like that.
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