Last of the Happy Hours
Kaoz. Gonna kill Rich man. Just got news (Just = yesterday, not 5 mins ago. Recent then = 5 mins ago) from him then no more Osaka. Tokyo only. Cos the damn trip from Tokyo to Osaka costs $400 to and fro man!! Wtf. They use gold as fuel issit. And the same price applies for their bullet train. Also $400 to and fro. Wat the heck. They burn $ notes to move the damn train so fast issit? So anyway, no go to Osaka. At least I don't have to worry about Rich and his fren's kinky abduction plans.
Anyway, there we had a Happy Hour today (Hopefully my Last, uggghhh) to "celebrate" the successful "planning and execution" of C4I Asia (Asian Aerospace for the unaquainted. Not the same, but close). For the non-SAF people out there, let me explain. There seems to be some SAF fetish about organising some "Happy Hour" for their people after a successful project/conference/seminar/sai kang. I dun know why the SAF officers like to hold Happy Hours. Cos its not Happy at all. (Can't even be happy for 1 hour man.)
The Big Boss say Happy Hour to thank all the hardworking people, then we the minions have to go plan and organise 1 "Happy Hour" for him. So crap. He thanks us by giving us this type of shit to do. In the end the "Happy Hour" only he and the other big shots happy. We the small farts all si bei buay song. Then we also cannot dun go cos we must make sure everything run smoothly and have to make up the numbers.
The only 'good' thing is we got a free meal. But wtf. Its like asking you to eat shit then say here's sugar to make it taste nicer. After 2+ years in the SAF, I been to quite a few "Happy Hours" liao. I can only come to the conclusion that "Happy Hours" are for:
1) Boost the big boss' si bei big ego by making only him happy
2) Help big boss suck up to a bigger boss cos bigger boss is Guest of Honour & he's happy
3) Lousy excuse to waste money (& my time) and drink alotta beer (and the worst part is I dun drink. I look underage to drink anyway. Heh.)
4) Lousy excuse for all the horny officers who call in "Tiger Girls" to serve, wat else, Tiger Beer. (I dun mind if Jessica Alba drops by though)
Especially no. 4 make me buay ta han. Cos last year's CNY Happy hour they call the Tiger Girls and turns out that one of the 3 girls is my Primary School Classmate. Wah Kaoz. So long never see her then see her in this type of situation. Not that I look down on her or wat. But wat if she see me then she link me to those horny assholes?? I very good one k??
Oh, er, btw, just a note to all not to expect too much (in terms of looks) from the Tiger Girls huh.
Anyway, there we had a Happy Hour today (Hopefully my Last, uggghhh) to "celebrate" the successful "planning and execution" of C4I Asia (Asian Aerospace for the unaquainted. Not the same, but close). For the non-SAF people out there, let me explain. There seems to be some SAF fetish about organising some "Happy Hour" for their people after a successful project/conference/seminar/sai kang. I dun know why the SAF officers like to hold Happy Hours. Cos its not Happy at all. (Can't even be happy for 1 hour man.)
The Big Boss say Happy Hour to thank all the hardworking people, then we the minions have to go plan and organise 1 "Happy Hour" for him. So crap. He thanks us by giving us this type of shit to do. In the end the "Happy Hour" only he and the other big shots happy. We the small farts all si bei buay song. Then we also cannot dun go cos we must make sure everything run smoothly and have to make up the numbers.
The only 'good' thing is we got a free meal. But wtf. Its like asking you to eat shit then say here's sugar to make it taste nicer. After 2+ years in the SAF, I been to quite a few "Happy Hours" liao. I can only come to the conclusion that "Happy Hours" are for:
1) Boost the big boss' si bei big ego by making only him happy
2) Help big boss suck up to a bigger boss cos bigger boss is Guest of Honour & he's happy
3) Lousy excuse to waste money (& my time) and drink alotta beer (and the worst part is I dun drink. I look underage to drink anyway. Heh.)
4) Lousy excuse for all the horny officers who call in "Tiger Girls" to serve, wat else, Tiger Beer. (I dun mind if Jessica Alba drops by though)
Especially no. 4 make me buay ta han. Cos last year's CNY Happy hour they call the Tiger Girls and turns out that one of the 3 girls is my Primary School Classmate. Wah Kaoz. So long never see her then see her in this type of situation. Not that I look down on her or wat. But wat if she see me then she link me to those horny assholes?? I very good one k??
Oh, er, btw, just a note to all not to expect too much (in terms of looks) from the Tiger Girls huh.
posted by Cjj | 9:33 PM
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