Election
It's The General Elections Time!! Initially I thought my area no contest one, considering mine is the Ang Mo Kio GRC. Prime Minister area leh! Which idiot will wanna compete here? Oh wait, then again.... Anyway, so rare that this sacred ground got contest, then I can't vote.... Basket... Cos I this year then 21... Kaoz, liddat have to wait another 5 years, and may not have contest here again... -_-"
But damn irritating, these people like to go around in trucks and use that stoopid loudspeaker kaopeh so much. And then kaopeh so early in the morning (Well, 1030 AM is quite early for me... Heh.) and then kaopeh again in the evening. So bloody Noisy. Then plus keep repeating the same thing until I can memorise liao. "Dear Residents of Ang Mo Kio GRC. We Thank You for your years of Support. We have carried out our promises and look forward to helping You and Your Family create a Better Future! Pls Vote for P-A-P!!!" Wah kaoz. (Er, wait, I not here to spread PAP message ah. And since I can't vote, I wish to say that I don't support any party - I SUPPORT MYSELF. Lol.) I thot all these drive around on truck kaopeh corny slogans all dun exist anymore in modern times. I mean, maybe like travel on a float or something and do a rap la. LOL.
But anyway I'm not too interested about local politics. Oh come on, my earliest knowledge of political parties is: PAP = Pay And Pay, WP = Why Pay, SDP = So Don't Pay. And plus local politics is so crappy lor. During elections they argue about all the crappy things. Then got all sorts of crappy candidates. Aiya, like little children squabbling liddat. Now got that Gomez thing, kns la, just take it that he forget it, say sorry, sack him then case close liao la. Kaoz. Then the opposition also cmi. Actually wanna ask them, "Eh, Chiam, Low, u 2 say dun wanna give PAP clean sweep cos there MUST be opposition to keep them in check rite?? The I ask u ah, Wat IF your SDP or WP got a clean sweep instead and PAP is the opposition, and one of u (u 2 scissors paper stone la) is The PM, will u still say the SAME thing?? Will you still say 'Opposition is NECESSARY to keep Gah-ment in check'?? No rite? Then u 2 kaopeh wat?" Not that I'm anti-opposition la, but at least can come up with more credible excuse to run in elections or not?? Haiz. Then also got those funny people like Chee (Erm, not Leroy la.) who kaopeh so much, say the gah-ment like this like this bad, liddat liddat bad. Aiya, u save your own ass first la huh?
I hope I won't get arrested after publishing this... Dun wanna be sued until bankrupt like Chee. (No, not Leroy.)
But damn irritating, these people like to go around in trucks and use that stoopid loudspeaker kaopeh so much. And then kaopeh so early in the morning (Well, 1030 AM is quite early for me... Heh.) and then kaopeh again in the evening. So bloody Noisy. Then plus keep repeating the same thing until I can memorise liao. "Dear Residents of Ang Mo Kio GRC. We Thank You for your years of Support. We have carried out our promises and look forward to helping You and Your Family create a Better Future! Pls Vote for P-A-P!!!" Wah kaoz. (Er, wait, I not here to spread PAP message ah. And since I can't vote, I wish to say that I don't support any party - I SUPPORT MYSELF. Lol.) I thot all these drive around on truck kaopeh corny slogans all dun exist anymore in modern times. I mean, maybe like travel on a float or something and do a rap la. LOL.
But anyway I'm not too interested about local politics. Oh come on, my earliest knowledge of political parties is: PAP = Pay And Pay, WP = Why Pay, SDP = So Don't Pay. And plus local politics is so crappy lor. During elections they argue about all the crappy things. Then got all sorts of crappy candidates. Aiya, like little children squabbling liddat. Now got that Gomez thing, kns la, just take it that he forget it, say sorry, sack him then case close liao la. Kaoz. Then the opposition also cmi. Actually wanna ask them, "Eh, Chiam, Low, u 2 say dun wanna give PAP clean sweep cos there MUST be opposition to keep them in check rite?? The I ask u ah, Wat IF your SDP or WP got a clean sweep instead and PAP is the opposition, and one of u (u 2 scissors paper stone la) is The PM, will u still say the SAME thing?? Will you still say 'Opposition is NECESSARY to keep Gah-ment in check'?? No rite? Then u 2 kaopeh wat?" Not that I'm anti-opposition la, but at least can come up with more credible excuse to run in elections or not?? Haiz. Then also got those funny people like Chee (Erm, not Leroy la.) who kaopeh so much, say the gah-ment like this like this bad, liddat liddat bad. Aiya, u save your own ass first la huh?
I hope I won't get arrested after publishing this... Dun wanna be sued until bankrupt like Chee. (No, not Leroy.)
posted by Cjj | 11:45 PM
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