Ring if it's Rainy
Dunno why, suddenly alotta frens got girl problems now. Got the rejected, the just-break-up, the pine-for-others and of course the lucky one (read: 1... out of so many of us...) who'll soon be attached. ;) I always thought our lives just revolves round soccer & more soccer... Oh well...
Anyway, will advertise for Yamaha now. Yamaha 40th Anniversary! Great Music Sale!! Must Buy!!! (Ya.. buy that piano that's so cheap now @ $3000. -_-) Just because its some stoopid anniversary, they come up with so many promotions, and worse, so much CRAP ideas.
First, they have the $50 Carrefour voucher for $2000 in a single receipt. That's not too bad. In fact, that's the ONLY good thing among all the promotions.
Second, spend $500 - $4999 in a single receipt and get a Sure-Win Lucky Dip and for purchases above $5000, you get 2 chances!!! Wow! And the prizes are: DVD player, MP3 player, Universal Handphone Charger (for f***??), Yamaha Keychain and Yamaha Umbrella. Naturally, the prizes are arranged in descending order of difficulty of getting it. Come on, out of 30 balls, only 1 ball is the DVD player and 2 balls are the MP3 players. See, that's why they call this the 'lucky' draw... Naturally, for the whole of today, all those lucky souls only managed to get Designer Yamaha Key Chains & Big Beautiful Yamaha Umbrellas.
Thirdly, and the worst, if your receipt number (every receipt has a receipt number) so happens to end with a "40" (40th anniversary mah), we (read: Me or whoever the cashier is) have to ring a bell and you lucky soul will get a Free Yamaha Umbrella!!! Wa.... -_-" This is so retarded. They even purposely install one of those bells at our counter for us to press and ring. I ask my superior: Can dun press bell or not? Can just tell u then u take the umbrella give customer? Answer: No. Kns la. Scarcely this customer receipt end with 40, then we ring the bell suddenly for no f***ing reason then the customer stun tio then the whole bookshop customers thought got terrorist then stun tio then how? And ring the bell for wat?? As if ring the umbrella immediately drop down from the sky. So what, we ring the bell the whole Yamaha Top Management will suddenly appear and present an... Umbrella??
And come on lor, so bloody cheapskate. For every 100 transactions then get a '40' and only give umbrella? Might as well say u get 40 cents discount?
Then I was thinking, wat if this lucky soul receipt end with '40' and he spend $5000 so get 2 'lucky' dips and both dips he get umbrella? Then kns, he kana 3 x beautiful umbrellas liao la.
Kaoz, must be raining damn heavily outside man.
Anyway, will advertise for Yamaha now. Yamaha 40th Anniversary! Great Music Sale!! Must Buy!!! (Ya.. buy that piano that's so cheap now @ $3000. -_-) Just because its some stoopid anniversary, they come up with so many promotions, and worse, so much CRAP ideas.
First, they have the $50 Carrefour voucher for $2000 in a single receipt. That's not too bad. In fact, that's the ONLY good thing among all the promotions.
Second, spend $500 - $4999 in a single receipt and get a Sure-Win Lucky Dip and for purchases above $5000, you get 2 chances!!! Wow! And the prizes are: DVD player, MP3 player, Universal Handphone Charger (for f***??), Yamaha Keychain and Yamaha Umbrella. Naturally, the prizes are arranged in descending order of difficulty of getting it. Come on, out of 30 balls, only 1 ball is the DVD player and 2 balls are the MP3 players. See, that's why they call this the 'lucky' draw... Naturally, for the whole of today, all those lucky souls only managed to get Designer Yamaha Key Chains & Big Beautiful Yamaha Umbrellas.
Thirdly, and the worst, if your receipt number (every receipt has a receipt number) so happens to end with a "40" (40th anniversary mah), we (read: Me or whoever the cashier is) have to ring a bell and you lucky soul will get a Free Yamaha Umbrella!!! Wa.... -_-" This is so retarded. They even purposely install one of those bells at our counter for us to press and ring. I ask my superior: Can dun press bell or not? Can just tell u then u take the umbrella give customer? Answer: No. Kns la. Scarcely this customer receipt end with 40, then we ring the bell suddenly for no f***ing reason then the customer stun tio then the whole bookshop customers thought got terrorist then stun tio then how? And ring the bell for wat?? As if ring the umbrella immediately drop down from the sky. So what, we ring the bell the whole Yamaha Top Management will suddenly appear and present an... Umbrella??
And come on lor, so bloody cheapskate. For every 100 transactions then get a '40' and only give umbrella? Might as well say u get 40 cents discount?
Then I was thinking, wat if this lucky soul receipt end with '40' and he spend $5000 so get 2 'lucky' dips and both dips he get umbrella? Then kns, he kana 3 x beautiful umbrellas liao la.
Kaoz, must be raining damn heavily outside man.
posted by Cjj | 10:47 PM
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