Million Dollar Baby: Pls Ans the Million Dollar Qn

Time to go. Tomorrow will be my last day in office before I clear Leave. And I won't be back except next Monday (half day only. Muahahaha.), 13th (Stoopid Clearance.) and 25th Apr (The Official Day I ORD. *Sniff*)
Actually, 2 years 4 months (Yes, I served the additional 4 months, u other lucky losers.) pass very fast. Before I know it, it's time to go. People who have ORDed have told me the same in the past. But NOW I'm in the position to say this: To all u suckers out there, 2 years very fast one la, WAHAHA!!!
To tell the truth, these 2 years 4 months have been slow. Crawling, in fact. Not that I really hate office so much. (I know got my office people reading this. So must be careful. Right Mdm Chris? U very pretty la. See? I say u pretty to THE WHOLE WORLD. LOL. People, u want, I upload Mdm Chris' PHOTO!! Wahaha!!!) More like after 2 years in the same place, things get boring, especially when I would very rather prefer to be doing other things. I hate the way SAF does things. Will not elaborate here. I guess those who goes through it knows what I mean. The structure itself sucks. What with all the rank and stuff. Just generate a whole bloody lot of ball-carriers who suck up and give all sorts of Bull-shit to siam arrows. Sometimes feel like slapping their faces. Basket.
Relax.
Ok. Enough complaining. Later sound like those kaopeh, whiney blogs which I hate. Wait, there won't be MPs knocking on my door rite?? Kaoz. Next day headlines: NSF charged for slander and incitation.
But I'm glad for NS for a few reasons la. Firstly, it allowed me to get to know a great bunch of people like all the Mdms and the NSFs and some officers. (If I say nice things about the Mdms here can ORD earlier or not??) They are the only reason why NS life has been bearable. And of course la, NS expose me (not literally la. I not flasher k??) to all sorts of guai lan people and their guai lan working styles. It's like a sample for future work life ya know? And my job scope really let me know quite alotta guai lan people. Like those who tell u something then tell u not to tell others is he say one. Like those who earn thousands a month and chase me over 50 cents. Like those who tell u to spend the whole day doing something then tell u the something dun need liao. (With the complimentory "U dun know dun need it liao meh??") And the list goes on.
Will list down in my ORD preview later....
Actually, unlike me (My thinking about my future is usually only 30 mins into the future, ya know.), I've been thinking about the future recently. (like what I wanna do etc. All the sad questions.) I started thinking a few months back.
The Million Dollar Qn is: If U are to Die right here, right now, what are the things which you have not done which you will regret not doing before you died??
Think about it. The answers will be your goals in Life. And pls dun ask me wat's my answer.
Will be less pensive in future posts. Sorry dudes.

Last Night in Tokyo: Day 6 & 7

This will be the last post for our Memoirs of a Jap Trip. Hope u found the entries interesting. If you didn't find our trip interesting at all, go find Rich. He planned the trip k?? All his Fault!!! So then you can model your future Jap trips to be not like ours. Lol.

Day 6
We woke up slightly earlier today cos we wanted to go to this Tsujiki Fish Market which is basically a huge wet market that sell ALL kinds of seafood. It was a recommended visit, so we decided it'll be interesting. But by the time we reached there at 1015 AM, we saw that thefish market was EMPTY. Like some dead city like that. We were like, wtf?? I ask Rich whether he got see the opening hours correctly or not?? (U know, its very hard to trust a blur cock like him with such stuff.) "It's correct wat. Opening hours 5 - 11 AM. Recommended time 5 - 9 AM cos the fishmongers usually sell off their stocks by... Oh." -_-" Not really his fault cos we both decided not to wake up so early for some stoopid fishes, so... Oh well. Well, the fish market is still open at 10+ AM, we can still go in and out of the market, just that it's totally... empty. Kaoz. Define wasted trip.
So we suck thumb go to our next destination - Ueno. We're hoping to be lucky and catch some blossomed cherry blossoms at Ueno Park. Cos its only the 22nd of March and they are only expected to blossom from 25th March. But, hey, who knows?? Then sia la, really lucky. When we went, a few trees blossom liao. Muahahaha. Should've bought ToTo that day.



Then after touring round the HUGE Ueno park, we went to the nearby famous flea market:



We spent the whole day there, with so many shops and interesting items.



They sell alot of seafood there (alotta crap (crab). Wahahaha!! Sorry.), and, as a result, there are alotta cheap (relatively) and good sushi restaurants there. And that was where we ate our one and only sushi meal for poor NSFs like us. And the sushi there is good. The fish (or watever u order, squid, octopus, crab, eel, whale, shark, giant squid, man etc. Just kidding.) slice is almost as big as the ball of rice below it. And the meat is really fresh. I distinctly remember seeing the sushi jump into somone's mouth!! (Ya rite. Fresh. But not that fresh. Eh, the tentacle is crawling out of his nose!!!) Unlike the sushi they have in Sucky-sushi (No names. Dun wanna get sued.) where the rice is everything and the fish meat is... where issit?? Hidden in the rice???
And the whole place is also a shopping district, with alotta shops, like this adult shop. Heh.



So basically we spent the whole day there.

Last Day
Last day we gotta be at airport by 3pm la, so not much things to do. So we spent the morning at Akiharaba again cos Rich wanted to get his anime stuff. (We did our Maths and realised we under-spent!!!) So that's it la. Did I mention i got a bad stomachache?? Must be the damn sushi.

One Night in Tokyo: Day 5

Tonite very free + very Xianz = 1 more blog entry. Haiz. -_-"
So anyway, cut the crap short...

Day 5
Today we supposed to go Hakone. It's basically a mountainous area (aka tourist spot) which has alotta hot springs cos there is volcano nearby. And u think stoopid tourists like us actually flock to a live volcano happily without worrying about being roasted if it suddenly erupt. Oh well.
So anyway since Hakone is at the outskirts of Tokyo, it means a loooong train ride from Shinjuku train station. (*Sniff* Yes, we still had to take train to Shijuku first.) And loooong train ride = 1.5 hrs train ride. Omg. And you thought sitting won't be tiring eh?? And being a weekday and Hakone being such a far-flung, ulu-ated place, our train was practically empty:



And the train ride to Hakone from Shinjuku, plus a day-pass of all the rides there (Not it's not some shitty amusement park. Wat do we wanna go amusement parks for anyway? wtf? I'll get to the rides later.) costs 5500 yen (= S$77)!!! Rich paid for me la, cos he got to save on the Air ticket, so he owes me one. :)
Then when we reach there, we still gotta take another train to go up the mountains. Let me explain a bit. That place basically is a place for scenery, so they have different rides (train, tram, cable car, boat & bus) to let u see the different sights there. Wat a good way to earn $$. So anyway, we went on a round trip beginning with the train:



Although the train ride took a loooong 30 mins, there were some beautiful sights:



For those who dunno how to appreciate the aesthetic beauty of outdoor scenery which u'll never find in S'pore, pls stop here, now, and proceed to some other web page and forget this entry. This entry is empty, see, Ta-dah.
Then once we reached near the top (its some mountain, I forgot the cheem Jap name), we got off the train and had our lunch before taking the next ride, which is cable car. Or what they claim. Their 'cable car' is actually a diagonal tram that is being pulled up the hill by a cable. See? (Tram = car) + (pulled up by cable) = cable car. And I thought I was lame.
Then once we reached the top, then we took the real cable car (I forgot wat they called it. Some absurd name la):



From the ride we took some nice views of Mount Fuji and the active volcano we were on:



See?? There's smoke from the ground, the volcano is really live! And people still flock there.... Kaoz. Can't wait to be roasted. -_-
The cable car ride ended at the opposite foot of the volcano, where we took a ferry across the Lake Aishii:



And snapped some scenic lake-side views:



As mentioned, to those who don't appreciate natural beauty (other than chio bus), wtf are u still doing here?? Dun pour me cold water k?
At the end of the boat ride, we have to take a bus back to the train station (not Shinjuku!! That's pure lunacy!!!) which took us 40 mins. It turns out we're damn lucky, we caught the last bus! (Although it's only 5+ in the afternoon) if miss then we suck thumb stay there overnight liao. And we even thought of going hot springs for a while. But I go before la (from my last trip) and I don't like seeing naked men walking all around me.
Rich can go try when he go visit his fren in Osaka in May, then he & his fren can let it all hang out loose there. Literally.

One Night in Tokyo: Day 4

Shit la. Today I left office then saw the stoopid 67 coming so ran for the bus. Then so tired from the sprint (Hey, I played soccer on Saturday and my legs are still hurting k??) but managed to catch the bus. On the bus halfway to the interchange, then I realised, I left my handphone in the office!!! Wah Kaoz. Then plus I think I did not leave it on my desk and plus I don't trust office people (my handphone got precious, highly coveted numbers like Fiona's, Felicia's and Joanne's see??) so lan lan go back to office take my handphone. Waste my bloody time... -_-"

Anyway...

Day 4
We were supposed to go to Shibuya and Shinjuku today. Basically these 2 districts are the busiest, biggest shopping and recreational areas in Tokyo. So we woke up, dressed up and went to 7-eleven for breakfast as usual (sadly) and then took a train to Shibuya:


According to the train-map, Shibuya is 30 mins away (arrggghhh...) . Surprisingly, although it's a Sunday Morning, the train was not very crowded. We concluded it must be like Singapore - everyone stay in and sleep/slack on Sunday just before another work week. So anyway it was pretty boring on the train and Rich caught sight of this ad on the train:


He said the girl very chio. I told him the face half covered leh, scarcely the other eye like Sadako how? He said No No, must be damn chio, go back S'pore MUST find out her name. Potential Stalker.
And when we finally arrived at Shibuya, OMFG. It is a Sunday alright. And its F***ing crowded:

In fact its so crazy that their traffic junction is such that when the 'green man' comes on, traffic from all directions stop and the human tide just flushes out in all directions. (their crossing is not just horizontal and vertically as in S'pore, but diagonally as well. Kaoz.) Then me and Rich just stand there stun tio, watch the human wave coming in from all over us. Like stand there also can get lost like that. So in the end we just floated around with the tide. Its amazing we didn't get lost despite not tying ourselves together. (I'm not into bondage though. Dunno whether Rich is. O_o)
So basically we just wandered around till late afternoon. The area is huge with alotta streets like this:


But unfortunately, poor NSFs like us cannot afford the clothes there. The clothes are like S$40 a piece and they call it 'On Sale'!! Wah Kaoz. Then like that our Pasar Malam is dirt cheap la.
So we went to Shinjuku (which is only 2 train stops away) around evening. And basically its like Shibuya. Big, bright and Flooded with people:


But the main draw there is the (Read slowly) Tokyo Metropolitan Government Office. Its basically a Government office that allows people to go up to the 45th storey to get a beautiful 360 degrees view of Tokyo for free!! ok la, we're cheapskates la. But basket, we had such a hard time finding the entrance to the place. I almost killed Rich when we thought the place closed for the night liao. Thought he never do his research properly (Yet again. That blur cock. Heh.), misread the opening hours. But anyway we Tai Ko-ly managed to find it, and caught some beautiful pictures of Night-time Tokyo:




Very worth the bloody cold winds to reach this place.
And that's when we realised we have to kana the bloody cold winds again to go back. Shit.

One Night in Tokyo: Day 3

People complain about my humping/gay bear pic. "How can you do this to such a cute bear???" Well, I just did it. LOL.
Anyway...

Day 3
Woke up in the morning bathe liao then dress up and go to the nearby 7-eleven for breakfast. It's routine every morning cos we poor NSFs can only afford 7-eleven food. And plus they offer HOT FOOD!! It's god-send in the morning chill. Anyway, before we left we remembered to take a photo of our 'hotel' exterior:

Waddaya expect? It's only a 3-storey 'hotel'...
So this day we supposed to go to Odaiba. Odaiba is basically a man-made offshore island. It was a dumping ground. Or sea watever u call it. Then now that it is solid land, they built alotta shopping centres there. And they are big. The one unique building they have there is the Fuji TV Station. No, we didn't catch any Jap stars there. The one with the ball (dun ask me wat the ball is for. So that they are more productive? Lol.) is the station:


After walking around the malls for the morning, we met Rich relatives again for lunch. They paid for it. Naturally. :) In case u're thinking, we didn't rip them off. We paiseh wat.
Then after lunch, we decided we had enough of Odaiba. (It's just shopping centres man. Singapore also have - and cheaper too) So Rich's relatives gave us a car ride out of Odaiba and to Harajuku. Along the way we passed by the Imperial Palace:


You can't see the Imperial Palace from outside the palace grounds (which we were) for the simple reason that its the Imperial Palace. Can't just let you see so easily mah. Must dua pai abit.
So Rich's relatives dropped us off at Harajuku and we bid them goodbye. Harajuku is basically a shopping area for young people. (I'm still young wat. Dunno about Rich though. LOL.) The main busy area is this looooong street with alotta shops on both sides. And when we say busy area, we mean it:


So walk walk walk and bought some crepes to eat. It seems to be a new fad there, the crepes. Maybe we should import it here. Wahaha. K sorry, imagination ran wild. So basically that was all for that day.
Would like to point out here some novel things about Japan. They basically have Drink Vending Machines everywhere. But they also have cigarettes vending machines all over the place:


Then like that little kids can go puff liao la? Maybe the machine abit tall, small kids cannot reach. Then also cos space is so precious in Tokyo, their carparks look like this:


Basically u drive your car in to that slot, then the operator (yes, they actually employ a few guys to do this shit.) will press the machine and it will lift your car and stack it somewhere. Cool huh?
Maybe should do this in Singapore. But scarcely later machine spoil then car get stuck there u du lan. Worse, later one metal bar crack then the cars all collapse down like movie like that. But cars there cheap wat. Oh well.

One Night in Tokyo: Day 1 & 2

And here we begin the sushi tour. Basically provide you with what we did during the trip in case you horny losers out there who keep saying Brokeback Fuji or something. K, so anyway here's wat we did for days 1 & 2 (Slowly, man. I know u can't wait. heh.)

Day 1
Basically Day 1 was zuo bo cos our flight was at 630 AM and we had to be at airport @ 4 AM. Sniff. By the time reach Tokyo clear customs all those shit already 2 PM liao. Then plus we take the stoopid metro (Train la) to our stop already like 4 PM. Kaoz. Then when we arrived at our 'hotel', we called Rich's relatives (Yes, he has distant Jap relatives. No wonder he's so sushi...) and they told us to meet them for Dinner. So we say ok la. (Free Dinner wat. Heh.) Then they supposed to come at 6 pm, in the end cos got bloody jam they only came at 8. And we waited man. And it was raining and cold. (Almost died of hunger & cold. Wanted to kill Rich and eat him.) But in the end they came and they brought us to sumptious (read: expensive) dinner. So fine. :) Then later cos jet lag (plus wake up so damn early) we go back slept liao. *zzz*

Day 2
The fun begins. Firstly we went to Asasuka where they supposed to retain the older generation of Tokyo buildings. Think Chinatown. Then there's this big and famous temple there also.

And then Rich tried to get his fortune read by shaking those thin chopsticks in a wooden cup. Think ancient chinese dramas. (It's obviously a tourist spot cos they got English translation.)Then he so sway kana the ultimate xia xia qian. Read: BAD LUCK. (They call it bad fortune. Fortune? wtf?) You can't really read it, but here's it:

It says something like: Unadvisable to travel. (Too late.) Beware of people around you. (Me?? Wtf?) etc. Anything bad thing you name it, they have it there.
And of course, Rich tied the paper to some rack over there cos that's supposed to negate the bad luck. I asked him to try again, (its 100 yen per try see?) scarcely now he get Super Up Up Qian leh?
Then after spending the rest of the morning there, we went to Akihabara, which is basically the Sim Lim Square there cos it sell all sorts of electronics and anime. And that's where we got Leroy's gay/humping bear. The pic should explain.

kk, i arranged the pic k? Dun shoot me, all gay/humping bear lovers. Ow!
Then basically walked around the whole place till night. (The place is DAMN big.) And being an electronics and anime hub, it sells alotta CDs and comics and associated stuff. And selling all these means there's Hentai and AVs (AV = Approved Videos, for those who dun know. Heh.) all OVER THE PLACE. But of course, we good boys never buy. Actually cos they so damn expensive la. See:

Akihabara at night:

Then stay till at night then go back. We travel only by train la. So here's a map of how their metro (no, not the shopping centre) looks like:


And the worst part is, this is only 1 part of their numerous lines. They're crazy man.
At the end of the day, we remembered to take a photo of our 'hotel' 'room'. And when I say room, its 1 x bloody small room for TWO of us to share:


Hey, its S$35 a night, wat u expect??
And here's what I bought for the day. 1 for Leroy and 1 for my Sis. Cute? :)


Eh, its not that i cheapskate k? Things there expensive wat. So anyway thats all for the day. Cold. *Shiver* >_<

Homeward Bound

Yo!! I'm back from my 1 Week Japan Trip. (Erm, for those who dun know, I was in Tokyo)
I'll be posting my trip details soon to let you know wat the heck we did in Tokyo. I'll be adding photos too :) (Unfortunately, u won't see me much in the photos cos I dun like to take photos see. No prizes for guessing why.)

But now, in all SAF spirit, we have the AAR!! (After-Action Review. Basically more shit after doing the big shit. See, the SAF is full of... Oh wait, there's a MP (military police) at my door.)

Firstly, I only spent S$700 on expenditure. :) That's not bad considering I expected to hit a hundred. Actually the bulk of the expenditure spent on food and TRANSPORT. Kaoz, their train damn expensive sia. (Although SMRT is cheaper, it's still ex k? Money-minded idiots who never spare a thought for poor NSFs like me...) Just look at the train tickets below.

And for your info, 100 Yen = S$1.40!! Kaoz.

But despite our shoestring budget, we still managed to get all the things people want us to get la... Like Leroy's Bear.

Like Mdm Janis' Money Cats.

Like all the small little crap to give away. (Heh, actually all these is I play those UFO catcher get one. Basket, the one's in Singapore can NEVER get anything. Those in Japan better. Not so cheating...)

Cute rite?? Heh. (Get it while stocks last.)

As for the VS gang. Too bad la. NEVER GET ANYTHING. Basket, they all want Jap AVs ah, there got alot. But so damn ex. 1 stupid disc cost 3000 yen!! (That's S$42, u horny losers) No way I buy those shit man. Waste my bloody money... when you all go there go buy yourselves...

Anyway, thats all for now. When I get my photos then I start posting my Jap trip. (The photos all with Rich. Cos he brought the camera. Then I dun have to carry it mah. Heh.) And very very special thanks to Rich for planning this trip. Very nice. Your c4I Asia expertise paid off man. LOL. (Anyway he's going back to Japan again in May to Osaka to visit his fren. He's really sushi man.)

I'm On Board a Jet Plane

Just a short note before I leave. I'll be in Japan till the 23. March that is. 23 March. (Of course la, not rich enough to stay till 23 Apr man) So people... dun MISS ME. Lol.
Anyway, I was looking forward to this trip. (Of course la. Paid $800 for the stoopid ticket and Rich doesn't have to pay a cent. Sniff.) I'm looking forward to this not because I'll get a chance to leave the country. Not because I'm going with Rich. (OMFG to all you out there with kinky Gay shit ideas.) But because after this trip, I'll ORD!!! Sounds damn bad rite? K la, actually Japan sounds like an interesting place. And the evironment is different. (It's much colder. Brrr...)
So I hope it'll be fun. Actually, it better be, if not Rich... heh.
So till the 23rd then! Will try to fill you in on the trip with some nice photos too. (Chances are, the photos will have very little me. I'm not photogenic. And that's an excuse. hmmm.)
Bye~

Another Day, Another Weekend

Tired. Just came back from soccer and am so tired (as usual). But Leroy managed to join us for soccer today. Actually must apologise to him. Cos he come and play for a while then was asked to play keeper (nobody wanna get rammed by the ball wat) then not long after start to rain, so we no choice gotta stop. And then Leroy left liao. So he only played like wat, 1 hour? Haha, So Sorry. Erm, Too Bad? Lol. But the rain stopped soon and we resume service. Actually basket, the whole week so damn hot never rain, then we play soccer only rain. Purposely one issit? Kaoz.
Anyway, was supposed to go watch the Chelsea VS Tottenham match today with Mak and Leroy one. But basket Leroy last minute fly our aeroplane say he got something on. (Must be got another hot date, eh? Zhong Se Qing You eh??) Anyway lucky never watch. So Du Lan. Chelsea last minute score winner, win 2-1. Wah kaoz. Damn Tai Ko man. Lucky they not Tai Ko enough to beat Barcelona. Ronaldinho rules. Eh, his name got copyrights one or not ah? Later I kana sued.
Then going to Japan next week ah, I never ask then all those cheapskate assholes (those VS guys i play soccer with la) ask me to buy this buy that. Like I so bloody rich like that. Then that bloody Yellow (Let's not list names eh? Later his house kana raided he blame me.) ask me to buy some Jap AV for him. Must be good quality some more. I told him say my fren say the AV there damn ex, like S$70 per piece. Then he say "Huh?? Wah kaoz. So expensive. I Singapore buy one like 3 for $10 only, also quite good quality some more. You sure or not??" How can I argue with the pro in this field? Then still say so expensive might as well go Geylang, more worth it. Wah Kaoz. He beyond hope liao.
Anyway NO. I ain't no buy no AVs man.

Be Cool

I just happen to read one of my fren's blog and felt a little sad la.
All I have to say is: Relax, Take a break from whatever's getting you down and don't be too upset.
Whatever you choose to be, just remember that we're all still you frens k?
Someone once told me that we have no right to impress our principles/beliefs onto others. So I have no say what you should be. Just be yourself k? :)
(How come I can't put my emoticon??Damn.)
So much from the guy who's full of crap. Oh well.

Match Point

Played my testimonial Soccer match with office people yesterday. For the unacquianted, a testimonial match is your final match. Normally its just a stoopid excuse to play another soccer match. Anyway, played with office people is stretching it abit. There was just me and Leroy. No, we didn't play 1-on-1 (trust me, we tried it before). Cos some 1 Sig people saw us then came join us (more like we join them). So anyway it was a good match, except that Mak go fly our aeroplane, never come join us, say already got so many people all that crap.
Anyway, will be playing soccer again tomorrow. Sorry if my life revolves round just soccer and work. Its just too bad for no life people like me. Oh well. So will expect more bruising tomorrow. Shit, scarcely later those violent assholes go flying tackle me then I fly into the sewer then cannot go Japan liao. And plus Leroy might be joining me & my frens for soccer tomorrow, so, heh, hope that won't be his last. (Later they dun give face, see him only zham him then break his leg, hand, back or something ah... actually i think it'll be the other way round. He'll fall on them and just squash them flat. lol.)
With this week gone, I only left like 12 more working days then I ORD liao. Haiz. After that go uni liao. Dunno whether happy or sad. Got alotta things to worry about. Actally being NSF got no worries one. Just do your work, get allowance, talk cock sing song for 2 years 4 months. Now go out will have to think of part-time job, study, exam (and of course, for most of my frens, girlfrens, since we all have NONE. Doubt we'll have any success soon though. LOL.)... kaoz.
Well, but I never really was one who thought far, so... Screw it. LOL.

Last of the Happy Hours

Kaoz. Gonna kill Rich man. Just got news (Just = yesterday, not 5 mins ago. Recent then = 5 mins ago) from him then no more Osaka. Tokyo only. Cos the damn trip from Tokyo to Osaka costs $400 to and fro man!! Wtf. They use gold as fuel issit. And the same price applies for their bullet train. Also $400 to and fro. Wat the heck. They burn $ notes to move the damn train so fast issit? So anyway, no go to Osaka. At least I don't have to worry about Rich and his fren's kinky abduction plans.
Anyway, there we had a Happy Hour today (Hopefully my Last, uggghhh) to "celebrate" the successful "planning and execution" of C4I Asia (Asian Aerospace for the unaquainted. Not the same, but close). For the non-SAF people out there, let me explain. There seems to be some SAF fetish about organising some "Happy Hour" for their people after a successful project/conference/seminar/sai kang. I dun know why the SAF officers like to hold Happy Hours. Cos its not Happy at all. (Can't even be happy for 1 hour man.)
The Big Boss say Happy Hour to thank all the hardworking people, then we the minions have to go plan and organise 1 "Happy Hour" for him. So crap. He thanks us by giving us this type of shit to do. In the end the "Happy Hour" only he and the other big shots happy. We the small farts all si bei buay song. Then we also cannot dun go cos we must make sure everything run smoothly and have to make up the numbers.
The only 'good' thing is we got a free meal. But wtf. Its like asking you to eat shit then say here's sugar to make it taste nicer. After 2+ years in the SAF, I been to quite a few "Happy Hours" liao. I can only come to the conclusion that "Happy Hours" are for:

1) Boost the big boss' si bei big ego by making only him happy
2) Help big boss suck up to a bigger boss cos bigger boss is Guest of Honour & he's happy
3) Lousy excuse to waste money (& my time) and drink alotta beer (and the worst part is I dun drink. I look underage to drink anyway. Heh.)
4) Lousy excuse for all the horny officers who call in "Tiger Girls" to serve, wat else, Tiger Beer. (I dun mind if Jessica Alba drops by though)

Especially no. 4 make me buay ta han. Cos last year's CNY Happy hour they call the Tiger Girls and turns out that one of the 3 girls is my Primary School Classmate. Wah Kaoz. So long never see her then see her in this type of situation. Not that I look down on her or wat. But wat if she see me then she link me to those horny assholes?? I very good one k??
Oh, er, btw, just a note to all not to expect too much (in terms of looks) from the Tiger Girls huh.

The Best Laid Plans

Kaoz. Aching all over sia. Played soccer for 3 straight hours just now then now whole body aching. Funny that football involves only the legs but my neck, arms, chest and knees all aching sia. Maybe kana ram and whack all over the place by my so called 'frens' eh? Assholes. Lol.
Anyway, realised that 1 more week and I'll be flying to JAPAN!!! Will be going there with Rich. And to those who say Brokeback Mountain, I'm STRAIGHT. Dunno about Rich though.
We'll be going to Tokyo, and latest info, to Osaka also. Osaka was a recent (recent = just 5 mins ago before writing this) inclusion to our plans cos Rich say his fren (whos a Jap) just returned from US, so he offered to put us up at his place. Sounds very fishy to me. I hope this fren of his is also straight and have no gay tendencies or sick fetishes/kinkies. Kaoz, I dun wanna wake up the next morning naked and tied up sia. "Rich wats that in your hand?? Dun whip... Ouch!!"
And plus we're going alone, so we gotta plan where we wanna go. Actually "we" is stretching it abit. Its Rich whos doing all the planning. I'll just vet through his suggestions and approve them if I happy. If not he go redo. Muahaha.
The Xianz thing about going overseas without a guide is that you gotta plan. And plan well. Dun want later we go there first day liao then, "Eh Rich, so where we gonna go tomr??" "Erm, I think we finished seven day's itinerary in 1 day sia." I'll kill him.
Then plus, being Japan, the stuff there is so expansive. And EVERYTHING is expansive. Think we go there just eat sandwiches and cup noodles la. Later go there use up all the $$ then have to go beg liao. Then cannot come home. Then Rich die. (Not his fault. But... Oh well.)
Another thing. Just realised on Friday that my NSF replacement will come only on 3 Apr. But I clear leave liao!!! wtf?? And I was already planning my list of wat to tell him. Now can't liao. Haiz. And this means I still cannot slack until the day I officially start clearing leave. Kaoz.
Just hope no more big shit come our way. Till I ORD at least.
Heh, Leroy and other NSFs can die there for all I care. MUAHAHAHA.