Stay Home Sunday

It has been some time since I last managed to avoid work and stay at home on a weekend. Haiz. Wat to do? Retail sector no such things as weekend one wat... but that means I have not played soccer for a looooooong time. Haiz.
So today no work, just stay at home and slack. Slacking is good. Heh.
And today, being such a rare day - me off, my sis off, plus today Sunday and tomr public holiday (Kaoz, gotta buy 4D liao), so we decided to eat out for dinner. This is to celebrate me Dad's birthday that falls on 9th May. That'll be his, er, urm, 52nd, 53rd birthday?? (Xia la, not that I dunno, just that age is just a number, right?? Heh.) So we went to have a buffet dinner at Furama Hotel. Now Very Full. Think overeat liao. Of course la, half my first pay packet gone... -_-"
Aiya Xianz, tomr public holiday gotta work... but at least get double pay. Muahaha... Actually I was talking to 1 of the temp staff. If we work so many days, lose count of how many hours we clock, later Yamaha cheat us give us less we also dunno. O_o
Hmmm...

Paycheck

Wahaha... Got my First Pay Slip from Yamaha. After one month of cashier-ing... *Sniff* Then open my pay slip see, wtf, only $145??? Wat type of crap is this?? Like that I rather go back to Camp and work. (Better take that back...) Then ask my superior, orh, happen that when they needed to calculate the pay, I have only done 3 days of work, so... only $145 for 3 days. Ah, thats not so bad. Basket, scare me only...
Then today went to work, there was a new part-timer. Turns out that this new part-timer is an Auntie. Damn. But I dun care, as long as I dun have to do 1 1/2 weeks without break... Then my superior ask me if I can work on Polling Day or not? (Its 6 May for all those political ignorant losers... Thats me. I'm ignorant about things which I don't know exist. Wat politics? Lol.) Of course can work la... Double pay leh... And plus I can't vote. -_-" Cos I'm not 21 as of last year... Then this new part-timer say, "Of course he can't vote la, he only just finish his 'O'-Level rite??" Wahaha. Me and my superior laugh. My superior say, "Haha.. No la, he already come out of Army liao..." Then she, "What? He look like he finish 'O' level only..." Basket, I ain't no kid ok??
Very weird, I work on this job only 1 month and already got so many people comment my looks... One part-timer thought I just graduate from poly. 1 auntie thought I still studying poly, having school holidays now. Then this auntie think I only 'O' Levels. Wah, Basket, I look so childish??
Then the ultimate one. One auntie ask me my name, then say, "U're Chinese ah? U look like a Korean!" Knnbccb. I ain't eat no kimchi k? But funny, that's the 2nd person to say I look Kimchi. Earlier this year during Asian Aerospace already got that gay Korean officer say I look like Korean Middle school student. (And of course he keep touching my arm... -_-) Knn....
Must be that stoopid Jewel in the Palace showing now.... Everyone goes Kimchi-crazy.

O for ORD

After 2 years and 4 months - ORD loh!
Actually to tell the truth, I'm not as happy as how an ORD personnel should be. I dunno why - really. Not that I'll miss the SAF la. (Over my dead body.) Will I miss the people there? I dunno. I'll definitely miss some but not (alot) others.
Anyway, I typed my farewell note today (like will liddat. Kaoz.) to office people. Actually I didn't really have much time to type, so I was not really satisfied with it, but it'll do. I have actually planned wat to type since the start of this year, but decided its too lengthy. So go straight to the point. As I approached ORD, I began to reflect more and more on my 2 years. I feel that, a good proper reflection of what you have done and become over the 2 years will show how much you have grown since.
I concluded I have not grown. (Well, i'm still 171cm. Lol. See???) Ok, seriously, I have not changed much, except becoming crappier and more detactched. Detatched? Si mi sai eh? I think I think a little more differently compared to 2 years ago. On hindsight, I feel I was quite naive. Now I tend to look at things differently. Hard to explain, but now I think I can let go of things more easily. Previously was like, you try hard, you can do anything. Now is like, wat is important is trying your best. If u win, u win. U lose, accept it. There are those who do nothing but win everything. Then there are those who give everything but gets nothing in return. Not Fair? Nothing is fair in this world. This sounds a little sad and pessimistic la, but oh well...
On a lighter note, ORD-day today was smooth. Kaoz, specially buy one big bag of chocolate and cookies yesterday to distribute today. So heavy. Went for breakfast with the other NSFs for the FIRST time in my whole NSF life. Then later typed my farewell note. Then ordered in Canadian Pizza and KFC for lunch for office people. Basket, never expect so many officers to join in the 'fun'. In the end I pay but I ate only 1 slice of pizza. Kaoz.
Then afternoon went up to MINDEF to say my goodbyes to the people up there and to distribute my gifts. Came back, snapped some photos with the office people, collect IC, distribute remaining gifts then zhao liao.
Wish to comment on the gifts here. I bought 'additional' gifts for Mdm Janis, Mdm Chris, Mdm Jessie, Ms Lum, Jasmine and Mak. Cos they are the people I work directly with, and for Mak, I owe him lots. Actually I had planned (long ago. Shows how much I thought for this ORD and how much I pined for it.) to give different people different things one. Each gift will be a reflection of what I feel will be the most meaningful and of what I remembered of that person. In the end I only got Mdm Chris & Mak what I had planned to give them all along. But will do la. I got all the Mdms chocolates. I had thought about it. On each of their gifts, I wrote what I think was most appropriate. (which I will not say here) But I hope that what I wrote will show how much each means to me and shows how much I remember the things you said.
Don't wish this post to be too sentimental. But I'm a sentimental person. So...
Just a parting shot: The most invaluable lessonI learnt in my whole 2 yrs 4 mths in SAF is Not to Impose Your Ideals and Beliefs onto Others. Cos Others may Think Differently and You have No Right to Judge if They are Right or Wrong.
Thank You Mak.

Weekend? Wat Weekend??

Wah, finally!! Thought this week will never end... Worked for 6 days straight (including tomorrow) and only rested 1 day for the past 1&1/2 weeks... Xianz. It's not that I'm complaining about my job. Just that cos I'm pretty new, so am unfamiliar with alotta things, and suddenly thrown to do so many days straight. Just learn to walk and u want me to run? Fly next?? But after doing so many shifts, ok la, getting used to things around there. So working there is less taxing now...
But, can u believe it, I ORD in 2 days time. Once upon a time, it was 2 years time... but hey, time flies!! (Mock to all those still in camp. Esp Leroy. Lol.) Will have to go shopping tomorrow to go buy things for people in camp. Last day must be Santa. (Not be as Fat as him la. Duh.) Actually I already made a list of wat to buy for who very long ago liao. But because I suddenly gotta work everyday, then jialatz, no time to buy liao. So got change of plans. (I'm trying to find excuse here k?)
But dunno why, although ORD in 2 days time, I dun feel like very happy, unlike those NSFs in ORD mood. Maybe cos I working, so no time for ORD mood.... I dunno. But DEFINITELY not because I miss camp k?? Hell, No!! SAF sux k? Not for Fame or Fortune. Then for F***???
But i'll miss some of the people in camp la. Will not name names here. (This is a good tactic. See, those who I hate also think I'll miss them, cos I never say names, so won't be angry. Smart rite?) But this is the SAF, people come and go just like that. If I were to reurn to camp half a year later, I won't know half the officers and NSFs. To me, that's damn sad. Maybe the Mdms (who are least likely to change offices) are used to it. But I never really come to terms with it. But Oh Well... Will post my ORD farewell note in my next post. (I'll try to remeber wat I type)
ORD = Over; Released; Dead.

Check.

Went for medical checkup at NUS yesterday with Leroy. Aiyo, go school also must check body. They scared we got bird flu issit?
Anyway we went early in the morning, hoping there won't be much people. Then plus my sis told me the checkup take some time one, so i thought die liao, probably will have to sit there and rot for half a day. But when we went there, luckily not many people. Then basket, go registration counter only first thing is ask for $25 checkup cost. Basket, its u ask me come here for check up and I still must pay??
Then aiya, went for the standard eye test, height & weight measurement. Then there's the urine test. Shit. And I just went toilet before stepping into the clinic. Luckily the nurse say pee a bit can liao, dun need to give her 1 whole cup of urine. (Nah, Miss, your, sorry, my urine. Cheers.)
Anyway, stepping out, I saw Clarence. For those who dun know, he is the top student in VJC (for my year la) and my classmate. And was it just me or did I distinctly see him studying lecture notes while waiting for his turn. Uni lecture notes some more. Kaoz. There's a reason why he can get 9 distinctions for 'A' levels... Oh well. Didn't manage to say hi anyway cos he went in to another room liao.
Then next was the consultation with the doctor. He look at me, ask the standard questions like got allergy, got medical history etc. All no la. Then he took my pulse say, "Wah, you very fit ah? Your heartbeat rate very low." Er, low = good? I thought low cos I damn slack? Then he ask, "You got any medical problems?" "Er, no." "Then u in Army PES wat?" "Er, PES C9." "Eh, then u just now say u no medical prob? Then how come PES C9." Then I say, "Er, actually I also dunno." Then he gave me the -_-" look. I say, "I dunno the technical term la. But basically its less blood than normal la. But it's minor one." Then he say, "Oh, so its Telaximia (<-- spell correct??) Minor la?" So since I dunno, I ask, "Er, actually means wat?" He explain, "Actually just means you got less blood than u should have for your age la. But its genetic, can't be cured." "Erm, so will it affect me in any way??" He told me, "Now u young, energetic, won't feel anything. But as u grow older, u'll feel less physically active. But u can still lead a normal life, get married have kids..." Not wat I meant. But anyway... I asked, "Er, but I can still take part in sports rite? Cos I run. And I just ran the marathon last year." He look at me, "Oh, did you complete the whole distance? (Ya, duh. Heh.) U can still participate in sports, but must rest adequately. You see, females have less blood than men cos of their monthly menstrual cycle, they lose blood. So your body probably contains the same amount of blood as a female of your age, and less than a normal guy. So this proves women can also run marathon. *Smiles*" Eh, Shit, wat u mean by I have same amount of blood as women? Testosterone still alot rite? Basket, I man k?? Then he try to listen to my heart beat through my shirt. He use the stethoscope, listen here, listen there, say, "Your heartbeat a little hard to hear eh?" Then basket, he lifted my shirt and use the stethoscope to listen more carefully. Basket, dun take chance touch here and there k??
Then before I left, he keep touching my hand ask me to take care, next time got any problem can come and see him anytime. Knnbccb. I quickly run out of the room. Then later ask Leroy (he see the same doc wat.) whether this doc got say the same things to him or not? Then Leroy said No.
Shit.

So Bad; Too Bad

Knnbccb. Today went to work, kana a damn guai lan customer.
This American lady came to us (me and the other part-timer) and say, "Look, we bought this item and found out that we bought the wrong one. This one is 1 1/2 inch. (Its something for playing some instrument.) We need the 2 1/2 inch one. Can we just exchange it?"
Now, it's company policy that exchanges must be accompanied with the orriginal receipt and the purchase must be within a week. So I asked, "Mdm, do u have the original receipt for this purchase?"
"No, I don't. I threw it away."
"Then may I know when did u purchase this item?"
"Oh, it was more than 2 months ago."
So too bad la. I told her, "Very Sorry Mdm. For exchange, u'll need to produce the original receipt and it must be within a week of purchase."
"But that's rubbish. Look, why don't I just go take the one I need and exchange it with this. See, even the wrapper is intact. And it's the same price, I'm sure. Why can't I just exchange it?"
Eh Basket, not I decide one right? So I said, "Mdm, very Sorry. But that's our policy."
"No. This is ridiculous. I don't see wat's wrong. It's a 1-for-1 exchange. Wat's the problem?? I want to see your manager."
So I told my superior (who was just behind me.) about this biatch la. So my superior tried to talk to her la. But this lady kept kaopeh-ing, "No!! Don't lie to me. I used to work in retail and when the customer wants to exchange, all we do is just make a note somewhere and the exchange is done so easily! I dun see how come there is so much trouble here!!"
Just then her husband came over and he is equally guai lan. He said, "This is rubbish!! Look, this item cost PEANUTS! And u are making such a big fuss over it. I had wanted to buy a drum set that costs more than $3000 and now I'm changing my mind because of you!!" Nabeh. Peanuts rite? Then u just buy another one la. And so wat? Your drum set damn big ah?? (Er, ya la, the drum is big la. But thats not wat I meant... -_-) But of course my superior cannot say that la, she just say So Sorry, cannot do that. Aiya knn la. Just point middle finger ask them dun so noisy and pls get out. But of course cannot say that la.
Then the woman add, "Since I dun enjoy such basic privileges, wat do I need this membership (She wave the Yamaha Membership Card) for?? I can just tear it here and now issit??" Oh please, the card is hard plastic. If u so strong, pls tear. Cut more like it la. U need scissors??
Then the final straw. "Give me the number of your manager. I'll call him and complain about such lousy service." So I lan lan give her the telephone card of the Yamaha HQ lor. Should give her middle-fnger instead. Then she ask me to write down my superior's name. Then she ask me, "What is the name of the manager I can speak to?" Now, I really dun know. And should I? "So I said, "Sorry, I have no idea." Then she look at me ask, "And wat is your name? Dun even know the name of your manager. I'll let them know as well." Knnbccb. Fine. Its J-U-N-J-I-E and make sure u spell correct k? Need to throw in my surname as well?? I'm sooooo scared. Oooooo.
Then her farewell shot, "Well Bad luck to you. I'll just call up your mangement and let them decide wat to do. This is a terrible day." Bad Luck? Lol. Thanx.
Aiya. And to think I wanted to say Have a Nice Day.

Full-Time-Part-Time-Job

Haiz. I was told today that 1 of the temp staff kana chicken pox, (lucky not chicken flu) so meaning the other temp staff gotta cover his duties. And so happen that another temp staff also not feeling well, so also cannot stretch her too much. That means there will be 2 of us covering the other 2 sick ones. (Yes, do your maths correctly and there are only 4 temp staff...) So jialat, I tomrrow also gotta work. Mon also work. Tues also... eh, no work. But then Wed to Sun next week gotta work. Urrrgghhh... That means 6 work dayz in 1 week!!! Then plus today work from 10 am - 9 pm. 11 hrs!!! -_-"
But today met some interesting people. There's this customer who paid for some course fees at my cashier. Now, this is a special course, thats why pay to me mah, although I'm actually at the books section. And also, cos the school section accepts only cash or nets for payment since they got no visa machine, the rule will also apply to this course fee. So this guy came to me to pay and just nice my superior went for dinner, so I was alone. He ask, "Why cannot pay by visa ah??" "Er, ya, cos its a school policy that cannot pay for this particular transaction by visa." "No, why cannot??" "Erm, Sir, Sorry I really dunno. (I really didn't know at that time. I found out the reason later.)" "Visa also $$ wat. So why cannot accept??" "Er, ah, Sir, wat I know is that cos its a course fee, and we dun accept course fees via visa. So Sorry ah." "No. That doesn't make sense." "Er, hahaha." Then he said "Eh, I ask u question u laugh. U're not answering my question." Then I "Er, hahaha." again. Then he look at me -_-, said "Aiya. nvm. Pay by nets then." "Ok then Sir." Basket. I should have just said "Eh, u wanna pay or not? knnbccb. Talk so much cock. Dun wanna pay, go away." But cannot talk liddat to customer. Later instant sack by Yamaha. But my method always work. I laugh (sa xiao) only then people see me like so retarded liddat also not angry liao. This method I do so many times always work. And I learn in NS one. So NS really can teach u things man.
Then later in the evening got another guy came in. This guy is blind and big. And loud. He come in only keep shouting "Where's the sales staff?" My Superior told me to ignore him cos he has been here (but at the keyboard section, which is at the other end.) since the afternoon and pester sales staff only. Then later my superior stepped out and this guy came back again (And shouted for sales staff again.) and i was alone. (Dunno why all the funny things happen when I'm alone. Hmmm...) This guy started shouting again and then he approached a group of customers at my books section and start asking questions like: Where's the sales staff? What section is this? Wat's this I'm holding? Kaoz. So I no choice gotta go there and stop him from disturbing other customers. The moment I told him I'm a Staff member, he grab my arm so bloody hard and ask me, "You are a sales staff? What section is this? Where are the keyboards? Is the latest keyboard the 2100? Is it the most expensive? Can show me where are the keyboards?" Basket, can dun grab my hand so hard first or not? So I told him, "Er, actually I belong to the books section. So I'm not well versed with keyboards. U gotta approach the keyboard sales staff." Then he ask, "Then where is the sales staff? Can u bring me to the keyboards? Where are they? Can I try? Can u help me?" And then he started dragging me along. Knnbccb. U blind I very sorry for u la. But that doesn't allow u to man-handle me k? So I said, "Erm actually the sales staff are... eh, there's no sales staff around. And I'm sorry I can't bring u around cos I'm the only cashier around and I can't leave my post." And I was already digging my heels to prevent being dragged on. Basket, where are all the sales staff?? Then luckily he said, "Then never mind." And he went to the other end of the store. Just then, all the sales staff peek out from the partition and eyeball me if that guy zhao liao. Basket. All hiding. So I told them he zhao liao la. They told me this guy keep disturbing them and end up not buying anything. Purposely gao luan one. And I had to handle him eh??
Sweet....

Xianz

Xianz. Tomorrow (Sat) gotta go work... Haiz, today last min suddenly tell me need me go work tomorrow, so suck thumb lor. -_-" Then plus next Saturday also gotta work. That means no soccer for 2 weeks in a row!!! Die liao la... Then plus tomorrow gotta report to work at 945 AM, means I cannot run also. Basket, screw up all my training plans.
Haiz... that means tonite gotta sleep early liao... -_-"""

To All who Matters - Cheers!

Just came back from buffet dinner and drinking/talk cock session with office people.
Firstly will like to Thank All who had dinner with me at the nice Baccarat Buffet Restaurant (I do this type advert got commission or not??): Mdm Janis, Mdm Jessie, Mdm Chris, Leroy, Rich (The farewell dinner is for him too.), Yixin, Joel, Mak, MAJ Lee, CPT Lim, CPT Andy & Mdm Sng. (<-- Surprised she go. Maybe its the food eh? Lol. Ask me to treat her some more.) Special Thanks to Mdm Janis, Mdm Chris (Ya la, Sorry I never wear long sleeve to complement your beautiful dress. Anyway u look beautiful no matter wat u wear wat eh? *choke*) Mdm Jessie & Leroy for organising this. The dinner food very nice. Got alot. Damn full. And its free. (For me la. Wahahaha.) K. Really alotta thanx to all for coming. Had a real great time.
Then after dinner went to nearby Chijmes for drinks with Mak, Leroy, Rich and Yixin. Also had a great time there talking cock. Too bad WO Ramsey couldn't join us. That'll be more cock. But nice talking to u guys. Wonder when we'll get more chances to talk so freely like that.
Anyway I went to camp today to do my FFI. Basically FFI is a medical check-up for ORD people like me. It means, er, Fit For Instruction. (Or issit For F***? Idiots. = FFI) So I had to go down to the medical centre in the morning to see the dentist & the medical officer la. Given the "productivity" of the people there, my whole FFI took 1 1/2 hrs la. Kaoz. Basically went to see the dentist first. She see my teeth, erm, your bottom wisdom teeth is ok. Your top right wisdom tooth growth obstructed ah, so if give problem go extract. Wah, I didn't even know I got wisdom teeth. I thot I too Cocky (cocky = full of cock), not wise enough to have wisdom teeth. But then again, maybe I am wise.... Heh heh. Anyway, so after that went to see the Medical Officer (MO) la. I go in he ask me, U got any problem? Wah sia la, where shall I start? Firstly I no $$. Then secondly no girlfren. Then thirdly I no... aiya too many, how to say all? So just say no la. No problem. Then he ask, then how come you PES C?? (For those who dun know PES = physical status. Just like exam grades, C is one of the worst. And I C9 some more. Oh well.) Actually I dun know why I PES C. I only know I some blood problem. Like Blood type Z- or something. So I told the MO, Er, Sir, actually thats wat I wanna know. So can u tell me wat's my problem?? Then he look at me like never see me before like that, (Oh wait, he has never seen me before.) then say, Oh lemme see. Oh u got *something something*. Huh? Simi Sai? So I ask, Er wats that mean? Then he tell me, Oh it means not enough blood. But dun worry la, yours quite mild. Erm ok. I wanted to ask whether I still can run marathon or not, but think, aiya, anyway already run last year and still alive and kicking, screw it. So like that clear for ORD liao la. Yay.
Sia la. Scarcely the MO find out I run marathon then say, Eh since u can run means fit rite? I upgrade u la. Wah Kaoz. Thats when my running will come in handy and I'll run - away from him.

Lost

Shit!!!
I type finish my post then tell me server down!!! Argggghhh!!!!!!
Now gotta re-type..... *Sniff*

Part Time; No Time

Haiz. Just my first week doing my part-time job already feel a little xianz. Maybe cos I'm new, alotta things dunno, so a little slow. Or maybe its just me. Wahaha. Wtf.
Anyway, just now after I knock off, I receive a call then answer turn out to be that bloody Ho Teck. Then he ask me where am I, wat I doing, why never answer his earlier call all those shit. Then ask me to turn around. Then he just behind me with Jeremy and Kendrick. Basket, turn out they were having dinner at Fish & Co and decided to drop by and see how I'm 'enjoying' myself. Then still call me while I busy eh? Asshole(s).
Thanks to them, I think must write abit my job scope. If not that loser Ho Teck with all his horny and knnbccb ideas only he and his whacked up mind can come up with start saying shit about me. And that Kendrick also. Laugh laugh laugh. Very funny issit? Where's my middle-finger emoticon??
So basically, although I'm a cashier, I still gotta go arrange books, pack books, find books (And how the f*** am I supposed to know where to find??) and of course collect $$ from the customers la. Then the thing is, this is a Yamaha Book Store. And plus I know nothing about piano music. (or Guitar, or Saxaphone, or Drum or any Shit for that matter) Jialatz. And plus I new ah, alotta things (make it everything) also dun know. So of course everything also do slowly mah. Relax la. And my boss say why I so slow ah? I say new mah. She say, Ya, but do thing must be fast and accurate, cannot always so slow. Like I want liddat. Basket, got so many modes of payment, how to remember all 1 shot? Then handle $$ must be like bloody SAF liddat, must count and count and sign and sign so that anything wrong my ass gets kicked. Haiz.
Then customer come ask me, erm, where can I find this book? Or worse, erm, can u reccomend any other titles for a similar level?? Wtf. U want me to reccomend? I reccomend u go find another shop and dun disturb me with such stoopid qn k?? But of course cannot la. Instant sack by Yamaha. So I have to turn to my superior or to the other more experienced temp staff. Haiz.
But thankfully so far I never count $$ wrongly la (if not gotta pay outta my own pocket k.), so no big problem la... Hopefully....

Working My Legs Off

Shit. My legs hurt. Dunno whether its becoz of my marathon training or becoz of standing so much at work. Or maybe both.
Nowadays, my timetable kinda routine liao. Wake up at 8 AM. (And I'm clearing leave man. Wake up so bloody early. *Sniff*) Then go run. (Shit, self-torture...) Then bathe. Then eat lunch at 1015 am. (This is pure lunacy. Lunch at 1030 am??? I'm crazy.) Then go for work liao. Cos I gotta report to work at 1145 am, so lan lan this type of shitty timetable lor. Except the days I dun have to work la. (Yes, I work only 3 times a week!! Thank God!!! Erm, wait, that means less $$. Shit.)
See??
Sad rite?? But wat to do? Poor boy like me need $$ to go Uni leh. Unless u kind soul will like to donate to the JJ School Pocket Money Fund? This helps needy children (like me) to pay for their school fees so they can continue their education and proceed to contribute to society in future. *1 x nice, big, innocent smile :)*
Then plus my part-time job is basically a cashier + book-packer + bookstore helpdesk + 12 - 9 pm working hours = very tired legs. Cos cashier basically cannot sit and count $$ mah. Then when not counting $$ at cashier have to go round arranging/packing books. So I spent alotta time standing. And hence my sorry legs.
Maybe this will help my marathon training? -_-"

End of Time; And a Beginning of a New One

Can finally start clearing my leave. Wah lao eh, have been waiting for this day for 2 years 3 months liao. Ya, the day I got enlisted already looking forward to ORD already. So sad rite?? Haiz.
Anyway now that I start clearing leave, I have to start working part time liao. Dun even have time to rest and slack. For your info, slacking is a very important part of the lifestyle of a Victorian. (I mean VS Victorian la, not VJ. If VJ so slack cannot make top 5 liao loh... and the principal would have been fired long ago. Ever wondered why VS change principal so often?? LOL.) In fact, those VS kias always talk about wat VS spirit, Basket, like VS is haunted school liddat, got spirits all over the bloody place. To me, I think the VS spirit is the slacking attitude that all VS people have. (Only that the amount differs from people to people. But all have one, more than any other school.) And why VS is so good? Cos the students so slack the school still can get top 20. Sia la, this one nobody can beat.
k, enough about VS. I can foresee I won't be invited to join the OVA (Old Victorians Association) anytime soon. Of course wat. OVA is for Old Victorians. I'm only 21. Not old yet, cannot join. Wahaha. (In doing so, I further diminished my chances of being invited.)
K, anyway, tomorrow gotta start my part-time job liao. Wat to do? Poor NSF like me no $$. So gotta start work early so can earn more $$. Anyway stay at home also nothing to do. Actually I wanted to start my part-time later so I can spend at least 1 month learning cooking la. Eh, basket, why u laugh?? But as circumstances have it, Too Bad. So very xianz.
And plus gotta start training for the end of year S'pore marathon liao. I know abit (alot, not abit, for some people) crazy la, start training so early. But wat to do? I wanna better my last year timing wat. Wanna trash other people wat. So must train early and train harder lor. And I'm not a sadist k?? I dun like torturing myself... but wat to do???

Confessions Made Easy

I just got introduced to God by my fren. And I made my confession to Him. And OMFG, (dun mind the pun) he is Good.
Here's the excerpt of my confession: (No offence to Christians. Those who can't take it pls dun read this.)

Me: I have a confession
God:Interesting. I have a lot of answers to silly questions.
Me: I am not a christian.
God:Oh I see you are NOT A christian.
Me: So are you gonna condemn me?
God:Ahem. That was my original intention.
Me: Oh. So wat should I do?
God:Oh. Hey. Maybe you should try talking to someone about it.
Me: Thats why I'm talking to you wat. Kaoz.
God:Whoa. What a coincidence, I am talking to you too! My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me: That's Singlish, if you didn't know.
God:I'm glad we have that all cleared up.
Me: ok. but the problem is i dun intend to convert to christianity...
God:Groovy. I assume you mean our current problem.
Me: yes
God:Aw.
Me: so wat should i do to prevent myself from being condemned by YOU?
God:Hurrah! Are you asking me for advice?
Me: ya, of course. So can you answer my question?
God:It goes without saying. Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Dude! Of course I can answer it. Please try asking it another way.
Me: ...
God:It goes without saying. Specifically, what kind of advice do you want? Dude! Of course I can answer it. Please try asking it another way.
Me: It another way? LOL.
God:It depends on what the meaning of the word "it" is.
Me: No. Shit. Thats not my question.
God:Are you serious? What makes you say that? Please correct my mistake. What is your question?
Me: K, I'm no christian rite?
God:I am not saying you are.
Me: Then I gonna get condemned by u rite?
God:Thanks for the information.
Me: So wat should i do to not be condemned by u?
God:Great. Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.
Me: U are a female??
God:I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me: OMFG
God:When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
Me: The day AI can lie, it can replace lawyers.
God:Is that a fact.
Me: Thats a fact
God:I will add it to my knowledge base.
Me: And u are really a female??
God:I am wearing a dress. I also have long hair. What do you think?
Me: I always thought u are a male...
God:I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? Are you a man or a woman?
Me: I'm a man. So u are a male wearing a dress and having long hair... u a Bi??
God:Thanks for telling me your gender. You are a " he". Interesting deduction. Thanks and you are a delightful person too. No I am a Male, of course. Would you really expect a woman to be running the show? robot entity. Are you a man or a woman? Am I a Bi? Maybe.
Me: OMFG
God:Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: Thanks.... I'm done. And I'm outta here... -_-"

LOL. Pls do not take the above too seriously, esp u all devout Christians.
If you do wish to make your confessions, pls click here.